Race

What do plants say right before having a race?
Ready. Set. Grow!

What do almonds say right before having a race?
Ready. Set. Open!

What do sponges say right before having a race?
Ready. Set. Dip!

What do trucks (dump trucks) say right before having a race?
Ready. Set. Fill!

What do teeth say right before having a race?
Ready. Set. Chew!

What do logs say right before they have a race?
Ready. Set Roll!

I don't know what got Bohdin started on this but he came up to me the other night with a full repertoire of race jokes.

Last night marked the 3rd weekend in a row that our neighbor has complained about the noise. Last night was actually just some banging instead of a note or appearance. It turns out that Nyla walks too loudly. She had complained of it a few nights earlier as well. She was also pissed one morning when Nyla was crying and couldn't sleep. I could hear her banging her bathroom cabinets. Nyla did sleep really poorly last week. One night she was tossing and turning with gusto. Next thing I knew I heard a loud crack where her hard head connected with mine. My black eye still is visible. Nyla suffered no damage and hardly any awareness of the incident. I think she may have a new tooth poking through but I forgot to check again to confirm.